Sung to the tune of Two Little Boys

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a military force
Gaily they played on a summer's day
Warriors both of course

Now when Iraq had a mishap
Bush needed Tony Blair
The President cried for joy
When he heard his PM say

Do you think I could leave you crying
When there's room in Iraq for two
I'll send the troops to stop your crying
We'll mend up Iraq with glue

Even though we're not really soldiers
We can pretend those men and women are toys
And maybe history will remember
When we were two little boys

A few years passed and war looked to last
Bravely Blair didn't sway
Galloway roared loud amid the American crowd
But the UK troops did stay

Then came a cry, Gordon Brown asked why
Don't we just cancel third world debt?
Blair he agreed and turned to the USA
And he heard his brother say

Do you think I care about them dying?
There's no room in my budget for you
It's your own fault, I'm well known for lying
I only care about the red white and blue

Can't you see George that I'm all a-tremble?
I thought we were friends you see…
No no that's where you went wrong Tony
The only one I care about is me

Based on a true story. Apologies to Rolf Harris