Call Indy! The British Museum’s crystal skull is a fake. The man who has now been charged with the New Cross murders was told to wait his turn in the queue as he tried to hand himself in.... Three disabled teenagers who were shown the door of a posh salon receive compensation. Ahem! Boris’ choice of staff is to be ‘examined’ by the London Assembly. Really nasty child abuser Anandakumar Ratnasabapathy killed himself in......

A large number of people wearing black descended on Kentish Town last night in order to see Mastodon, heavyweights of the Atlanta prog-math-tech-doom-art-metal scene, unleash their waves of intricate chords and furiously-paced drumbeats at the Forum, and Londonist was pleased to join them. After wandering in to the main floor unchallenged (despite being in possession of balcony tickets) but then deciding we'd rather have a civilised drink unjostled by the hordes of fans with......