The Christmas turkey is cold and in sandwiches. A few of us have struggled back to work, carrying surplus chocolate to the office in a desperate attempt to stop our expanding waistlines. Which must mean it's about time to start panicking about what to do on New Year's Eve. Aside from rammed pubs, pricey nightclubs and awkward parties in someone's frontroom, the main focus for London will be squarely on the London Eye. Since......

Tommy Lee's in town. Don't worry about your other daughters though, he's left the rest of the Crue behind. Strange things are going on in the space within Lee's cranium known as Tommyland. Not only is he over here promoting his utterly bollocks new single, Good Times (out Monday), and equally bollocks new solo album, Tommyland, The Ride (Monday week), but he then went and cancelled the launch party. Seems it was worth losing......