It's easy to surmise that Crouch Enders - or "Crewshawnders" as some smug, prattlingly self-deluded residents have styled themselves - are not too fond of the local KFC that sits on the Broadway, despite its everlasting popularity with Da Kids. It's hardly on a par with more championed fooderies like Banners or Budgens, is it? Now, in the ongoing war on bad food and greasy-fingered oiks, locals have won a vital battle: they've secured......

Rats have taken over Muswell Hill. And we're not just talking about the clowns from Haringey Council who dumped those confidential documents a few months back. No, these are the genuine deal, the scurrying little beggars themselves, all brown of fur and sharp of claw. Residents in N10 have spotted sewer rats (species:Rattus evillus) ambling along Dukes Avenue and the Broadway, putting fear and terror into the hearts of locals without so much as......

Pink parenting – a gay parent support group has been founded in East London. Olymponomics are starting to do our heads in – you decipher this for yourselves. Ken is backed by the left. Um, that’s meant to be news? Newly discovered DNA evidence may yet convict the Stephen Lawrence Five. Haringey council is in trouble after a bunch of confidential files were found dumped in a squat. The favourite tipples of the street......