Londonist asks if Croydon is turning into the new Kings Cross, as yet another brothel is raided and shut down. Ealing authorities reckon real actors from The Bill will give a new anti-kiddie-crime documentary enough clout for it to be effective. It is part of a programme to be unrolled in West London schools. Lee Jasper’s deputy is forced to resign over illicit luxury beano to Nigeria. And for being daft enough to lie......

New figures released yesterday show, well, they show that London is pretty much doing what it always does: changing. Quite how is not entirely apparent. The newspapers managed to get some headline footage out of the statistics – the Daily Mail even ran a story about the UK population across the whole of the front page. And of course, there is some stuff to report. Most significantly, shedsful of Londoners are upping camp and shipping......

Fire! Fire! Set phones to vibrate. It's sex education via text message. Ups and downs in the London housing market. You pretend not to care, but you do really. Jennifer Ellison returns to the West End. You genuinely don't care. More Tube strikes look likely. Sorry to rant from a position of complete ignorance but, guys, just accept redundancy like the rest of us have to when our companies fuck up, rather than taking......

Ah Foxtons. Surely anyone who's ever rented or bought houses in London must have come across this delightful branch of estate agents and their funky green minis. Not many people like estate agents and while idley browsing through photos tagged with 'London' last night, we discovered the Foxton Cock Mobiles group on flickr - a group of people who are possibly on the anti estate agent slant. The group states: Those of you dwelling......