It’s Boris’ 100th anniversary – in days, that is. The cabinet is devolving as well as unravelling. Clever capital conman Kevin Castle caught and ‘carcerated. The Trafalgar Square Festival, which ties in with Olympic coverage, starts this Thursday. A home for retired musicians is to take its final bow. Seems rather a shame. Illegal immigrants are forced to live in some truly appalling conditions. And finally, in court today: the twenty something chap accused......

This is what we have learned while you were out bisto-ing the Spring air and foraging in the farmers’ markets this weekend: It’s the Baftas tonight, and as the Oscars are on ice, the paparazzi will be out for this in force. ‘Fraid the bloggerazzi prefer watching it on the telly. Battersea is looking for love this Valentines Day. A man has been charged with the unlawful removal of a head. Well, something like......