That's Tony Cowards's wish as he brings his one man stand-up show to The Offside Bar in Islington tonight. Tony, originally from Suffolk but now living in our very own East End, performed his hour long "Festival of Football" at the Edinburgh Fringe this summer where he mixed tales of supporting Ipswich Town with a selection of unusual football headlines and a sideways look at what it means to be a football supporter these......

So that's it then for Divisions Two, Three and Four. Except for Brentford and West Ham who have both made it into the play-offs. For West Ham it's a case of déjâ vu. Another year in the play-offs, another year up against Ipswich Town. The Hammers got there thanks to a 2-1 win away at Watford. Anton Ferdinand scored the opener before half time, before the over-fussy referee awarded West Ham with a penalty......

February is soon to turn into March and those First Division clubs that are hungry for another season of disappointment in the Premiership are readying themselves for a final push for promotion. For London's representatives in this division, the automatic route appears to be well out of reach. Ipswich Town are ready to play their way to the top level, whilst Wigan Athletic are going to bulldoze through. So for Millwall, QPR and West Ham,......