The fashion world has been in a glitzy hooha this week as Karl Lagerfeld, AKA The Count (cue: one, one supermodel; AH HA HA HA HA!") jetted in to much celebrity fawning for a posh nosh ding dong at Nobu and the first ever Chanel show in London. Those who know are hailing the Brit chic collection as beautiful, sumptuous and decadent and intimating design influences from the original Duke of Westminster, the Tudor......

They've been advertising it for weeks. Whether it's billboards or teaser television adverts, if you live in London then it's difficult not to notice that Karl Lagerfeld has made some clothes for Hennes. It's the same in Paris where Lagerfeld is best known for his longstanding relationship with Chanel. And so yesterday morning at 6am the Parisians descended on H&M to snap up every last Lagerfeld-designed piece of highstreet couture. The shop sold out in......