The bus stop killer is banged up for life. Yay! Some of the capital’s best music venues are to get the protection of the law. A Surrey town council backs the Heathrow expansion plans. This is really sad: a depressed mother-of-three commits suicide in an A & E cubicle. Whoops! Somerset House seem to have misplaced two paintings worth £82,000. Psst! Wanna job? If you can build stuff, there are reputedly 182,000 jobs available......