This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (good job too, seeing as they're currently in town). A war-time airplane, apparently crushed behind the walls of a perfume factory in Croydon, is vexing locals, who've sniffed the stagnant stench of conspiracy and cover-up. If this isn't a job for the X-Filers, we don't know what is. The Croydon Guardian was contacted earlier in the year by two individuals who reported, in hushed tones,......

Sure, the forecast is rather foreboding this week, but frolicking in hot summer showers worked for that splendidly dashing Gene Kelly, so you can make it work for you, too. Finish off July on a rain-soaked, culturally satisfying note with this week's round-up of all sorts of trouble to get into. Oh yeah, and leave the pocketbook at home. Monday: Not exactly known for its diverse and sandy beaches (or, er, any), today's Festival......