Call Indy! The British Museum’s crystal skull is a fake. The man who has now been charged with the New Cross murders was told to wait his turn in the queue as he tried to hand himself in.... Three disabled teenagers who were shown the door of a posh salon receive compensation. Ahem! Boris’ choice of staff is to be ‘examined’ by the London Assembly. Really nasty child abuser Anandakumar Ratnasabapathy killed himself in......

Here’s what we’ve learned this weekend whilst you’ve been practising your backhand: In the weekend’s stabbing round-up: Five youths, including one girl, have now been arrested in connection with the murder of Shakilus Townsend on Friday. A man was stabbed on Putney Heath last night. Two security guards employed by Nike town were stabbed yesterday afternoon as they tried to apprehend shoplifters. Police continue to hold a man in connection with the New Cross......

Eco-ravers will surely welcome the opening of an eco-club in Kings Cross: it is apparently to be dance powered. Groovy. Tourism New Zealand are to bring their giant rugby ball to London for the 2011 World Cup draw. A sixteen year old mega-drug dealer is to be jailed. Was the brutal killing of two French tourists all over a robbery? The Met are to establish a dedicated, 75 strong knife crime unit. Londoners are......