Could chocolate eating catch on as an Olympic event? Cadburys unwrap their sponsorship plans. 007 buys a flat with a whole load more 0s in it: £4m for a pad by Regents Park. Bet his bank manager’s shaken and stirred. Jon is Snowed under by grateful campaigners after he helped save their local, the Torriano, in Camden. An all-female charge on parliament by the Plane Stupid group last night was thwarted. Hammersmith and Fulham......

Our Prime Minister got into a sticky situation with a protester. And with that, our obligation to use that godawful and obvious phrase is done. The stickiness in question is the Superglue applied to Gordon Brown's sleeve by Dan Glass, a member of the protest group Plane Stupid with which he was hoping to glue himself to our country's leader to encourage him to 'stick to promises.' Plane Stupid has a reputation for bare......