It's been a bad few weeks for the Spice Girls: they released the worst selling Children In Need single ever (to put this into perspective, let's remember that Martine McCutcheon once had a Children In Need single. Martine McCutcheon), appeared in terrible Tesco adverts, played to half full shows in America and Baby Spice sprained her little baby ankle on stage. However, little Emma Bunton ingested her weight in painkillers, soldiered on and appeared......

Thanks to the excellent Rat & Mouse blog for pointing us in the direction of this story on Damon Dash being evicted from his "Chelsea mansion". We're going to risk damaging our hip hop credentials and admit that we didn't even know the "music mogul" had a property in Chelsea, but apparently he has and it costs £19,000-per-month. Problem is, the lease expired back in January and Dash was obviously too busy trying to......

The Mail began serialising Piers Morgan's 'secret diary' yesterday (couldn't they have called it something other than a 'secret diary' it makes Morgan sound like a nine-year-old schoolgirl), so we thought we'd take a look and see what the broadhseets are saying about the book, the man and his 'victims'. Starting off with the Telegraph, Matt Born writes: "Over six pages of the tabloid, Morgan detailed a series of intimate encounters with the Blairs......

That has to be Londonist's favourite quote of 2005 so far. OK, so it's a bit grammatically muddled but it's the feeling behind it that counts, and James Anstice had more than his fair share of 'feeling' late last year when he punched a waxwork of Posh Spice in the face. Yep, the guy behind this quote is the guy who attacked the Tussaud's nativity in December last year. James could have tried a......

Could this be the funniest bit of CCTV footage we'll never get to see? Yesterday afternoon a "a man in his 20s" violently attacked Madame Tussaud's 'controversial' nativity scene before running off down the road. According to press reports, the enraged young man "charged at the figures, kicking and punching them in a frenzied attack". David and Victoria Beckham (aka Mary and Joseph) were repeatedly punched in the face by the man before he......